- 10. There are at least 10 types of capacitors.
- 9. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.
- 8. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.
- 7. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except
the complex math, which you will never use.
- 6. Always try to fix the hardware with software.
- 5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and late afternoon lab every
day for the rest of your life.
- 4. Overtime pay? What overtime pay?
- 3. Forget an engineering career, just try to keep a job.
- 2. Managers, not engineers, rule the world.
- 1. If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software.
- 0. Dilbert is a documentary.
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